Circumspection

26 Sep

I’m just saying that we are both Jewish, and we have strong agreements that if the kid is a boy, we’ll circumcise the hell out of him. And in the spirit of DIY goodness, I think this self-circumciser would be awesome. Sure, it comes with a warning – “This device should not be used to do a self-circumcision. Circumcision should always be performed by a trained and skilled healthcare provider. Readers are cautioned against obtaining this or any other circumcision clamp via mail order and then using it on a DIY basis.” But please, we all know it’s just trying to protect the moy’el industry.

On the other hand, this size-o-meter has all kinds of potential to make the kid either self-conscious, or too cocky. And we’d like to nip both of those in the bud. So to speak. Ba-dum bum. Though, seriously, if you click through that image is the least problematic one you’ll see.

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